Given Scene: Utter darkness
Tifa: Where are we?
Cid: Yeah, where the (BEEP) is this?!
Sephiroth: ..I believe we are in need of a flashlight.
Eiko: Why don't I summon pheonix?
Yuffie: Phoenix? You mean materia, right? Where's it stashed, little kid?
Eiko: Hey, I'm not little! I don't know what materia is, but the power is in my horn.
Cloud: It isn't just me, right? Everyone else sees black, too..?
Quina: Does materia taste good?
Steiner: ~running around bumping into people in the dark~ PRINCESS?! Where are you?
[ Coshi: We left her out of the fic. o.O; ]
Quina: Does fic taste good?
Kuja: ~sniff~ It's too dark.. I want Bobo..
Barret: WHAT?! You're afraid of the dark?! ~sniff~ ..Me too.
Tifa: Uh.. there, there.. ~pats Barret awkwardly~
Cloud: Am I the only one hearing voices..?
Eiko: Voices? I talk to moogles, does that count?
Yuffie: Enough chatter! Surrender your materia!
Cid: How the (BEEP) can you think of materia at a time like this?!
Zidane: What's that.. I keep hearing a pretty girl's voice talk about materia..
Eiko: !!! T-that was me!
Zidane: Not you, Eiko..
Eiko: Oh no! My sweetheart hates me!
Yuffie: Who's the cutie who wants to know? <3
Cid: Everyone shut the (BEEP) up!!!
Tifa: Cid, I doubt aimless curses will prove an asset to the given situation.
Eiko: My ears!! They burn!!!
Cloud: So many voices.. .. .. ..Sephiroth..?
Cid: Shut up Cloud!
Sephiroth: Myes, and what would you want, you acursed chocobo head?
Quina: Chocobo eggs taste gooood. *_*
Kuja: So dark.. ~shiver~ I want my dwagon..
Barret: You wuss.
Caith Sith: Look who's talking.
Barret: Look who hasn't been talking for the last 20 minutes!
[ Otachi: Coshi told me to say that. O.o ]
[ Coshi: MhmYES! XD ]
Cait Sith: I've been busy plotting - er, I mean, of course I would never double-cross Cloud..!
Cloud: ..I trust everyone. o.o
Sephiroth: Hmyes, and that's what makes you so stupid.
Zidane: ~flirting with Yuffie~
Eiko: ~yells at Sephiroth~ That's no way to treat a lady!
Cloud: Hey! I'm a man! ..That.. ..uh.. ..incident with the dress was.. ..temporary..!
Tifa: Er.. yeah..
Steiner: Why did you even include me in the fic? o_o;
[ Coshi: ~shrug~ o_O Garnet's out doing an ad for Coke, Red's visiting his Grandpa in Cosmo Canyon, Vincent is mysteriously locked up in a coffin.. ..other people are just.. ..somewhere.. and, since you were available, you're here! ]
Steiner: .. ~sits and shuts up~
Quina: Does anything taste good here?
Kuja: Damnit, if only it were lighter. Then I could get back to my daily evil deeds!
Eiko: I've had enough of this. ~pulls out flute and summons pheonix~
Pheonix: ~sets Kuja's hair on fire~
Kuja: AAAAH! My beautiful hair!! ~runs around in circles~
Tifa: .. ~uses random materia-induced water spell~
Eiko: Hey! Now it's dark again and I spent like, 30 MP on that summon! X_o
Tifa: Uhh.. here. ~hands Eiko an ether~
Eiko: Why thank you! (Mental note: Make Tifa new role model)
Tifa: ~sweat~ Heh.. I just happened to be carrying the item bag.. even though it's CLOUD'S turn..
Cloud: Huh? o.o ~pops back to reality~
Tifa: Were you daydreaming again?
Cloud: Uh.. ..no..
Barret: ~thinks outloud~ I wanna Pikachu plushie!
Tifa: Thanks for sharing that, Barret. ~sweat~
Aeris: ~sweatdrop~ ~sits and reads "Easy Gardening"~
Tifa: How can you read in this light?
Aeris: I eat a lot of carrots.
Quina: Carrot? Where? ~stumbles off~
Sephiroth: NO! Not the Pikachu!!! It must be evil because it is not SQUARE!
Cid: Can't you just (BEEP)ing SHUT UP?!!
Sephiroth: (Mental note: Kill Cid.)
Quina: ~sits down~ I hungy.. ~stomach rumbles~
Kuja: I don't think there's any food around here.. ..unless you count the cat. He could be eatible.
Cait Sith: EEP.
Quina: Yesss.. And weird mog will taste good with frog jam! *_*
Tifa: Uh.. you sure you want to eat Cait Sith..?
Cait Sith: NO! I'm scrawny, bitter.. my mog is a stuffed animal.. ..and I have RABIES! ~froths at the mouth~
Quina: Ooooohhh!! POP!!!
Tifa: Where the heck did you get rabies?! Have you been hanging around Red too long, Cait?
Red XIII: ~would resent that remark had he been included in the fic~
Aeris: Well what's the point of me being in the fic??!! ~smacks both Coshi and Otachi over the head with her staff and walks off~
Steiner: The maiden hast departed.. ..I shall take my leave as well. I am not needed. ~majikally disappears~
Eiko: o.o ~hugs Zidane~ ^-^
Zidane: .. ~kissed by Yuffie~ @_@ It's great being popular.
Guy in moogle costume: It's hard being popular! I should know..
Tifa: .. (Hm.. Aeris is gone, now I'm all alone with Cloud..)
Barret: ~hugs his Pikachu plushie which majikally appeared at his wish~ PIKACHU!!! I (BEEP)ING LOVE YOU!
Cloud: What's that you said?
Yuffie: Zidane's mine, little kid. Scram!
Cid: ~sets up a tea set on a rock~ NOW ALL OF YOU SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR (BEEP)ING TEA!
[ Otachi: Heh, I just HAD to put that in here. ^_^ ]
[ Coshi: ROTFLMFAO! XD THAT WAS SOOO RANDOM! ]
[ Otachi: Heh, thanks! ]
A bunch of moogles: ~sit down and drink their (BEEP)ing tea~
Cloud: ~stares blackly into the tea~ I see dead people.. .. ..
Tifa: .. ..In the tea?! ~pushes hers away~
Cid: I SAID DRINK THE (BEEP)ING TEA!! ~pulls Barret and his gun arm over~ WATCH OUT, I'M (BEEP)ING ARMED!!!
Barret: o.o ~sweat drop~
Cait Sith: .. The tea cured my rabies! ~grows a tentacle~
Tifa: Uh.. ..Cid, what's in this? o_o;
Cloud: Deeeaad peopleee.. .. ~keels over twitching uncontrollably~
Cid: There's no (BEEP)ing dead people in it! And I didn't make it, that Qu did!
Quina: ~in Eiko's kitchen~ %D I'll put oglops, frog, and these weird rocks I stole from that girl! %D
Yuffie: ..My MATERIA!
Cloud: ~having what seem to be seizures~
Tifa: Cloud! ~holds him~ Are you okay?
Cloud: DEAD PEOPLE! ~flail~ .. .. .. ..Tifa..?
Barret: ~hugs his Pikachu~ I love my Pikachu. *_*
Sephiroth: ..Evil yellow beast.
Quina: You all hate my tea!! Now you die!! ~uses "Night"~
Everyone: ~falls asleep~
[ Coshi: THE END!!! ~bow~ ]
[ Otachi: XD !! ~falls asleep~ Zzzzz.. .. ]