Cloud - Coshi
Tifa - Coshi
Yuffie - Coshi
Barret - Coshi
Cid - Otachi
Sephiroth - Coshi
Zidane - Otachi
Eiko - Otachi
Amarant - Otachi
Quina - Otachi
Given situation: locked in a room with four walls.
Cloud: Who the hell keeps shoving us in these situations?!
Zidane: I don't know, dude!
[ Otachi: XD I love to, ummm... ]
[ Coshi: o_o; Dude, since when did Zidane say "dude", dude? That's like, my line, dude! ]
[ Otachi: Since I made him, dude. ]
Yuffie: Yeah, what Cloud said! What kind of sick, twisted minds would randomly shove game chars up random scenes?!
[ Coshi: You flatter me. XD ]
Amarant: Must be some sick loser.
[ Otachi: *glare* How dare you say that! ]
*a random mog comes up and hits Amarant over the head with a mallet*
Barret: You two are as much of sick psychos as Cloud is a nut!
Cloud: What's that supposed to mean?!
Tifa: Hey - let's not start, you two.
Cid: @%#$ing idiots!
Tifa: ... How are we supposed to get out of here...?
Yuffie: I'm clostrophobic...
Random Black Mage: Wow! She knows lots of difficult words!
[ Otachi: O_o; Man, I have to stop quoting all the time. ]
Tifa: It means she's afraid of small enclosed areas...
Cloud: And damnit, there isn't much room, is there. Move over, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Remind me to kill you all.
Quina: I'm hungry again!
[ Otachi: Ok, umm... here! ]
*a box appears*
Quina: What in here? *opens box* OOOH! FROG!
Cid: What?! All I see is some ^&%*ing tea!
[ Otachi: It's a magic box that gives you your favourite food! ]
Yuffie: ... *twitches*
Cloud: Didn't I tell you to move over, Sephiroth? I'm squished here in this corner...
Sephiroth: I can't; the gun-armed man is occupying space as well...
Cloud: Barret! Shove over!
Barret: Why you bastards, it ain't me! It's this tiny little &^#*$ing box!!
Quina: *gobble* Good food!!
[ Otachi: Ummm, I think that's enough play. *box goes away* ]
Cid: NNNOOO!! I didn't drink my &@%#ing tea yet!!
Tifa: Don't we need to find a way out of this box...?
Cloud: Yeah... it's hell sitting next to Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Remind me to kill you especially painfully.
Cid: Shut up, Sephy!
*random mog hits Sephy with a mallet*
[ Coshi: DUDE, where's my Chocobo?! XD !!!! *shuts up* ]
Tifa: *presses on various walls with no luck* Looks like we're stuck in here...
Barret: Oh no we ain't! Stand back! *poses with his gun arm ready to fire*
Cloud: Barret, NO!
Barret: *shoots the walls only to find that they're bullet proof* #*@%!! Great, just great! We're stuck in this &*#^@ing tiny box!
Eiko: Need entertainment...
Amarant: It's entertainment enough to watch all you wimps crawl all over yourselves.
Quale: You people in darkness, need some light.
[ Otachi: Light, eh? ]
*a cable TV appears and gaudy singing type music comes on*
Cid: ^*$%&!!! No Square games!! What the hell do you do without %@*#ing Square games?!
[ Coshi: WTF, Cid?! XD You guys ARE Square chars! ]
Cloud: *blink* o_o
[ Coshi: And damn hot ones. @_@ ]
Tifa: ... oo'
[ Otachi: Yesss! And Amarant is damn hot!! @_@ ]
Amarant: ... *sweatdrop*
Eiko: *turns channel to Elmo* Yay!
[ Otachi: NNNOOOO!! The evil red monkey!!
Zidane: Hey!! Dude.
Tifa: *grabs the remote control and switches channels* Hm? What's this show? *watches Pokemon*
[ Coshi: Oh no... GUESS WHAT EPISODE IT IS! %D ]
Cloud: *has seizures... again!*
Tifa: Oh no, Cloud! *holds him*
Cloud: Blue... red... AGH!
Tifa: Hey Sephiroth - this guy's having seizures. Can you move over?
Sephiroth: Do you people ever listen? It's HIM who's taking up all the room! *points at Barret*
Barret: ... What?
[ Otachi: Shut up, Sephy! *random mog hits Sephy over the head with a mallet* ]
Quina: *changes channel* Cooking show!!
Tifa: Ooh! *watches and forgets about Cloud*
Eiko: I think the chocobo-headed guy died...
Tifa: *blink* ! *looks back at Cloud* Cloud? You can't die!
Barret: Uh, I dunno... that's pretty normal for Cloud. *pokes him*
Cloud: @_o Huh? *twitches* What happened?
Tifa: Er... It's okay, Cloud... you just had seizures again.
Cloud: ... I did?
Amarant: .... Nutcase.
Tifa: He's not a nutcase...!
Amarant: Well, that ninja is sure a nutcase...
Yuffie: ... MUST GET OUT!! *bangs on the walls* We're gonna DIE in here!! AAAGH!
Amarant: You are all nutcases...
Barret: What's with you, anyway?! Damn $#^*&...
Amarant: *punches Barret* Nutcase!!
Barret: You ^%*$!!! Y'aint gettin' away with that!!! *shoots at Amarant*
[ Otachi: o_o; Don't shoot people!! *puts Barret in a bubble*
Cid: HAHAHA!! That's $&@$ing funny!!
[ Coshi: *puts Amarant in a bubble too, just in case* ]
Tifa: *walks in between Barret and Amarant, dragging Cloud with her* You two - fighting is the last thing we need right now.
[ Otachi: Amarant!! Noooooo!! ]
Zidane: Dude! That's not right, dude!!
Cid: ^#%$*!!! *hits Sephy over the head with a mop*
Sephiroth: Rrr... T_T
[ Coshi: o_O' ]
Yuffie: I'm scared.
[ Otachi: Need something... random. Hhhmmm... ]
*Playstation and Square games appear - but oh no! No video!*
[ Otachi: Ha! Now you have Square games but you can't see it!! ]
Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!!! *implode, thus ending the story*
[ Coshi: THE END! XD ]
[ Otachi: What the hell is with you and imploding?! ]
Cid: *would randomly swear if he didn't implode*
The End!!! XD